The peeps & pets of plastyk studios
There are countless farmers in a myriad of small villages in the world's coffee-producing nations who are thankful that Andrew was born.
Purple. That's all that really needs to be said. However if you add the terms "crushed" and "velvet" then you'll have a friend for life.
Although struggling with lap-based narcolepsy, Syeira finds time to maintain our SnogYourFacebook page and LickedIn accounts
Bacon Rind Consultant
Can hear a marshmallow being chewed at 50 paces. His never-ending cheerfulness often means we have to crank up his dose of intravenous Ritalin.
As an Integration Specialist, Michelle as integrated into Plastyk Studios without the use of a custom API. The Michelle 1.0 functions very well in most installations.
Collects Italian Greyhound puppies like odd socks out of the clothes dryer. Loves something called CSS which we think is to do with her actual real proper job. Apparently.
After years in the security industry, Moshi has found a comfy niche with us. However, avoid loud noises and sudden movements. Leave handguns at front door when arriving for meetings.
A complex Gordian knot-like problem requiring critical analysis is the staircase, and Nick is the slinky.
CFS Support Crew
With a mere 2 bowlfuls of fresh water under his belt, Dex is able to single-pawdly extinguish a small forest fire. Practices his technique often.
Nick is the new kid. We were sorely disappointed he doesn't have pigtails which we could've dipped into the inkwells at our desks.
Design Director / UX Aficionado
Ollie's artistic sense is exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Mmm... butter...
Daily looks like she's walked fresh from the pages of Vogue magazine. Her Armani to our uggies.
As Solutions Manager, Andre has determined his favourite solution is that of barley, hops and yeast in water. Thus his popularity for client meetings is not to be discounted.